Cell Phone Song
Cell Phone Song
Jack and Jill went up the hill to
Fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
While texting on his cell phone.
His cell phone, he’s always on his cell phone
Jack fell down and broke his crown
While texting on his cell phone.
I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a riddle
And she solved it on her cell phone …
Some-time in all our lives
We all have pain and sorrow.
But if you want to lean on me,
Snap chat me on my cellphone …
Love me tender, love me sweet,
Never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
Or maybe it’s my cell phone …
Hoist up the John B Sails,
See how the main sail sets
Send for the captain ashore,
He’s shopping on his cell phone …
Amazing grace how sweet the sound that
Saved a wretch like me
I once was lost but then I found
the map quest on my cell phone …
Yesterday all my troubles
Seemed so far away
(Now I) need a place to hide away
That’s why I’m on my cellphone …
I love to go a-wandering
Along the mountain track
And as I go a-wandering
My eyes are on my cell phone …
O beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountain majesties
I googled’m on my cell phone …
If everyone had an ocean
across the USA
Then everyone would be surfin’ ‘n-takin’
Selfies on their cell phone …
On top of Old Smokey
All covered with snow
I lost my true lover
While staring at my cell phone …
Words: Bret Hesla. Music: “Second Story Window”, adapted by Bret Hesla
© 2015 Bret Hesla. All rights reserved. Use with permission, please.
Licensed via OneLicense.net. Contact: Bret.hesla@gmail.com.
Note: Android users can substitute “Android” for “cell phone”
iPhone users, can substitute “iPhone” for “cell phone”
Land line users: find your own song